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fuckoffchrisevans:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Gag Reel (720p)
[Really in '720x480']

ATTENTION, THE GAG REEL HAS LANDED

In which Chris Evans is literally Steve Rogers.

(Source: lokihiddleston)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this

  • Lady on the bus next to me:

    Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?

  • Little boy:

    I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.

  • Lady:

    And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?

  • Boy:

    It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.

  • Lady:

    Do you want to be a Sith?

  • Boy:

    No! I am Obi-Wan!

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